Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

"Stop and stare
I think I'm moving but I go nowhere
Yeah I know that everyone gets scared
But I've become what I can't be, oh"

~One Republic~