If you had a life,
You'd stop talking about mine.

Hey, remember that time that you fell?
Haha.
I do.

My parents said that I could be anything I set my mind to.
So I became a b***h.

Sometimes I get really depressed,
Then I remember that I have huge boobs
And that makes everything better.

I don't want to be your whole life,
Just your favorite part.

And she's so scared to get close to anyone
Because everyone that ever said, "I love you..I'll be there."
Left.

There are those days
When 25 to life would be worth it.

If we were in prison together,
I'd knock the soap out of your hand.

I'd tell you to go f**k yourself,
But from what I've heard,
You wouldn't be very good at it.

F**k the price on the tag,
Just throw it in the bag.