I accidentally rear ended a car at a stoplight.
The driver, a midget, got out and yelled at me, "I'm Not Happy"
I leaned down and replied, "Well Then, Which One Are You?"

I Couldn't Fix Your Breaks, So I Made Your Horn Louder.

You Still Need Stars When You're Wishin' At Night, A Best Friend To Set You Right, A Good Laugh, A Warm Bath, And A Beautiful Song You Can Sing Along To.

This Isn't A Quote..
It's For My Friend Matt That Died In A Car Crash On 1.20.10. Matt, I Really, Really Miss You..I Honestly Didn't Want You To Go..But, I Hope You're Happy And Safe Up There..And Don't Forget To Save Me A Seat..

I've said it so many times;
"I would change my ways, no never mind."
God knows I've tried..

I've come to the conclusion that I'm going to Hell in multiple religions.

The things people say and do to you says more about them than it does about you.

True strength is holding yourself together when everyone else expects you to fall apart.

If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them..

If I had to choose between you or my dog, I would rather choose my dog because he doesn't need as much food as you do.