Love doesn't die because of distance. It dies because of doubt.

What if this time, I don't say hi first? What if this time, I don't text you back? What if this time, I leave you wondering? What if this time, you're the one left feeling fcuked over?

I wish I could go back to the day I met you and just walk away. Honestly, it would've saved me so much hurt and pain.

Honestly, I don't need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the bad and still wants me.

Sometimes I don't tell you what i'm feeling, because I'm hoping the silence between us would give you a clue.

It'll take time, baby, but wait and see; somebody's gonna do to you what you did to me.

Why is it that in tampon commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws & burning sh!t down?

To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If you're wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome. ;)

Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe?

DAD: Wanna Hear A Joke Son? SON: Yes DAD: Pussy SON: I Don't Get It... DAD: EXACTLY!