Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status.

"I wasn't that drunk!" Dude, you held up my cat in the air and started singing The Circle of Life!

I wish this conversation had GPS because you lost me about 20 words ago.

Another month. Another year. Another smile. Another tear. Another winter and another summer too. But there can never be another you.

You had me at 0 mutual friends.

Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held.

I want to be your favorite hello, and I want to be your hardest goodbye.

Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones.

If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself

If losing you didn't hurt so bad, then winning you wouldn't feel so good.