Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?

Me: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
Me: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

Fox News: "If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."

If losing you didn't hurt so bad, then winning you wouldn't feel so good.

If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself

This material life with all it's value doesn't mean a thing to me without you.

You made me your down time, spare time, free time or part time. Now I've found someone that makes me their full time, all the time, and always makes the time.

I want to write I MISS YOU on a rock and throw it at your face just to show you how much it hurts to miss you so much.

You were a moment, but now, you're a memory.

Live life like it's never hurt you