Don't trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much, because that too much can hurt you so much.

Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny.

Wherever you go, whatever you do, don't say I never loved you.

Yes, I'm single. And you have to be amazing to change that.

Live life like it's never hurt you

Me: How are you feeling today?
Her: Fine.
Me: I asked how you were feeling, not how you looked.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy.

A bird can kiss a butterfly.

The rising sun can kiss the grass.

But you my friend, can kiss my as*!!!!

If you run naked around a tree at about 87 km/h, there is a possibility of fcuking yourself

If losing you didn't hurt so bad, then winning you wouldn't feel so good.

Fox News: "If you aren't getting dumber, we aren't doing our job."