It's so cold out this morning I seen two gang bangers with their pants pulled up.

If the minimum wage is good enough for all Americans, then that's how much Congress should make as well.

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.

Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like in a game of chess; the queen protects the king.

Ladies: Showing a great amount of skin when you dress up isn't the way to find prince charming. Prince charming likes his gifts wrapped.

To handle yourself, use your head, To handle others, use your heart.

A strong person stands up for themselves. But a stronger person stands up for others.

Don't expect to find the right person if you aren't willing to let the wrong one go.

I added a tuxedo to my disaster supply kit ... I want to look like the most important person to save.

I like scrolling through my apps really fast. It feels like the big wheel on the "price is right"