One lonely day I was hopefully surfing the...
a saucy ad said "describe yourself and see...

The reason why I married her?the answers just...
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws...

Robbing Paul to pay Peter
theres a hold up man in town.......the parking...

Losing things was always my curse
I need somewhere for my things to immerse...

Walking one fine day I met a man
I thought he looked familiar as I shook his...

My life was once so cool and groovy
now it resembles the script of a scary monster...

Its said the best things in life are free
a Ferrari, A Rolex and caviar seem best for me...

My life was like an open book with half the pages...
dancing with demons and with the devil french...

Most people if their lucky die only one death
it seems I died a little every time I used crystal...

Dope in my lungs,dope in my veins,dope up my nose...
dope for lunch, dope for breakfast if I continue...

Bad luck can change if one believes?
I believe...

To speak of me to say the least
I will let it be known I've been called a beast...