A cat like me has nine lives
I spent the last eight without a wife...

Doctor Doctor! I've finally admitted
I need to find a rubber room and have myself...

Right now I want to rest these thoughts inside my...
though Im not tired or ready for bed...

Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...

I'm not as sharp as I once was
to much highness is because...

I was feeling rather bored and real alone
so I went to work and created addiction cologne...

(ring announcer)
Attention losers and knucklehaeads...

Am I acting weird? because I dont know
stick around if you dare and watch the show...

What is it like to be a drug addict?
misery and pain well thats automatic...

It is a fact I was so suspicious and jealous
whatever they think goes on in the neighborhood...

Chilling in my cell, bored and yawning thinking...
all of a sudden it dawned on me I was in need of a...

If I was in a bad way and yelled for help, would I...
If I got worse and passed on would anyone give me...