Let me tell you about a little gal' a real slice...
pulled up into my life one day, really got my...

I have a selective memory
especially when things are collective by me...

These daze its not uncommon
my dinner consists of some top ramen...

The workout at the rehab didnt workout like I...
listening to anyone is one thing I cant stand...

Of all the things I have bought
I really love my friend robot...

An opposites attraction to unshiny folks dipped in...
when it came to self sabotage Mama didnt raise a...

Your velvety whispers provoke my joyful tears
just the sound of your voice and proof of my...

(for Bernard)
I dont think he loves anything under the sun...

Ive outgrown my love of cocaine and doobies
but Ive not grown out of my love of boobies...

Thinking of doing a my lifes thesis
memories are shattered in so many pieces...

I hate dry authors with their fifty cent words
smeared on the pages like a collection of turds...

The cats got nine lives
Ran through eight...