Life is a lottery
Of loaded dice...

I said to the parser
It just doesn't seem right...

Unless we address
this first test...

No-one's ever said to me,
Jonathan...

Every day I learn something new,
'casionally, I find, one that's true...

I wrote 9 poems in the bath last night,
Every stanza...

There's not much point in writing poems,
When you've nothing much to say...

Sometimes when I'm very bored,
I like to take the time...

One day I found a poem,
It was sleeping in its bed...

Should I write a poem,
That uses all my brain...

I met a girl who changed my life
In oh so many ways...

I watched and I withered
My stem grew short...