Anyone Up for a Rap??

Bring in your sWagg...

but stay respectful... ALl rappers lets do this,,

Come up show ya skills...
sitting there hand crossed
ain't go pay no bills...

hey hey,
Come and rap some more..
Bringing on the Swag
like any time before..

yo! yo!

My favorite thread always, a place to bash other members and curse @ them without getting penalized
ofcourse all in good humor!

cmon rap stars, Show your faces

Aby, micheal, and everyone! show your skills <3

Yo yaki, time for you to enter the blender
I'll drink you up like a smoothie, while I pay the bar tender
You seriously consider yourself a contender?
Girl, get back to your senses and come surrender

Cmon girl, spit @ me faster
Two minutes of this shit and you'll admit I'm your master
Your rhymes are just too cheesy
Defeating you would be just too easy

Does it burn? Teaching you how to rhyme
I'm the next big thing they call me optimums prime
my words kill like a stingray, thought by the Italian stallion
You're KO'ed and it's still round one, now where is my medallion

you better quit girl, don't make me force you to stop
because when i get done with you, i'll be at the top

Xoxo you made me smile
if only for a little while
have you seen the movie 8 mile
I really liked his rapping style
you know my love is pure
platonic that's for sure
Yaki show us what you got
hit us all with your best shot

^^King of rap <3

Yeehaah,yeehaaahhh
isn't it blabber mouth Rabea..

Sorry I'm late to reply
hope my apology is accepted..
See,I wasn't fooling around..
But my work can't be neglected..

I got shit to do,with work
and exams,and now rapping too..
better late than never,
I'm still out to get you...

I'm not giving up,
But let me say you're right..
I'm not a contender,
cause I'm always tight..

damn right...its gonna be..

I don't see your skills..
yo mama really should've taken
Some morning after pills..

My flow is sick,
In spanish flow "enfermo"
so get ready cause
Its gon be an inferno..

No matter what you say,
No matter what you do..
fly like G6
I'm always ahead of you

Doing things my way,
I won this game as soon
as you pressed play!

Hey,who you calling cheesy?..
my lyrics hit hard,I'm deeper than weezy..

and micheal,I like
You talking about 8 mile...
seems you haven't seen new things in a while..

stop with the old,come in with the new...
cause we in 2011...
and the old is EEEEWWW!!

wrapping up my response,
Wrapping up my swagger,
I'm the queen of this..
and rabea is the begger!

I'm the bartender
I'll fix you a drink..
3 liters of flow
I hope you don't shrink..

Yeah yeah,
I'll always sell drinks...
But baby you should hit the showers
Cause your attitude STINKS!

One drink makes feel really tall
too many have made me feel small
the ones you have given don't do nutin at all
my old bartender looked like a barbie doll
Seasoned whisky would burn a hole in your tummy
you keep laying off of the sauce don't ever
be a dummy
stick to playing jacks and gin rummy
dont take any crap, not even from me
your to young to recall yakety yak(don't talk back
so I am gunna give you a little slack
I have not smoke so much crack
I can't make up for what you lack
It is time for me to go
we really put on a show
I enjoy it more than you know
Untik we met agian xoxo

Greetings for you queen yaki
this one is just for you
my little index deringled
my middle finger too

what is your purpose
exactly what is it that you do
that makes you worthy
of the title that's been given to you?

stop,cause clearly you know nothing
of the misery i'll put you through

I'm sorry but the apoplgy
isn't accepted
your words can't reach me
dodged, and deflected.

i'm always right
lyrically intense
unlike you, your
words fail to make sense

all you do is call names
insisting i'm a begger
but what do you know about thugs
babe, I'm notorious like the Scottish macgregor

OH YOU DID NOT...

what a pity fact,
that you are surrounded by emotions..
but here you ain't gonna find mercy
gotta keep dropping my explotions...

I'll tiger wood yo wife,
casey anthony yo kid..
and if you mess too much with me,
I'll Troy davis you, miss fit,,,

its funny how you call me
"senseless"
yet,you fail to Impress..
your rapping is lacking flow..
and I'm just keeping it fresh..

eeh,
I'm getting tired of this..
no point in saying what coulda,shoulda and woulda been..
you're like old paper..
you belong in the recycle bin...

uh,Joke..we only recycle what can be re-used..
and you'v already been mistreated,destroyed and abused,,

aah,ahh,

I'm getting aggressive I better leave,
cause truth is..
you ain't juicy,but I'll eat you up like
ham on christmas eve!!!

HAHAHAH,.

Hush

a life of broken dreams
inside you're stressing
but fear stops you from confessing
you're in a mess and i'm pressing
another punch and a lesson
in keeping it HUSH HUSH

don't want anobody guessing
why your face is puffed
concealing is a test
and why are you lying to yourself?
it isn't abuse as such
a couple of days and if you don't touch
it won't hurt much
yet everyone knows that you're getting a kicking
take what your given
your driven by the decisions
divisions are worst conditions
reminsing about them old days
when you 1st met me, you used to listen
to my rhymes all day
i made you afraid of footsteps in your hallway
you see, the drama is real when it's in role play
the drinking is just a phase, you reckon
while your out for days, on end, and bend
Binge beating, week out and week in
while you're thinking that your imperfections
might be the cause of my interjections
and while i'm kicking your face
know your place, embrace yourself
your health is just a secondary case
1st comes the free thought
the freedom of will
the freedom to drink, the freedom to beat
the freedom to thrill, the freedoms are ill
but girl, that's the policy, i pitty you silly
ill keep exploiting you, at best
avoiding you, while you try to address the mess
that is destroying you............

That shit so boring
I got tired half way..

you better step up your game..
cause now it's just lame..

it took you so long
and it wasn't even that strong..

My skin thick as hell,
and you think I'll swell
but I'm doing so well...

I mean babe,
I'm just here chilling
this shit comes naturaly
I'm not forcing my rhymes
cause I got the capacity...

you try too hard its obvious..
so hard its almost glorious..

got a pm' saying you killed
me in the last one..

But I'm strong I can
take it,
You don't know who I am
I've been here long enough
Still I spit,Still I stand..

that uhm..thing you just wrote..
passed by like the wind..

See,I'm not trying to be deep
nor anything of that style
,but its kinda been a while..
since I've put someone in line.

I bet you cracking,
you can't take the heat
I got you boiling like some eggs..
this shit has been fun,
But I have to shave my legs,,,

bye!

When you 1st met me,
you used to listen
to my rhymes all day
^

uhm,get over yourself
didn't they tell you I'm gay?
I mean no one wants to listens to you
you suck anyways...

you ain't got no swagger,
I bet you can't cook..
bitches saying you're fine
but..I WOULDN'T EVEN POKE YOU ON FACEBOOK

POKE ME ON FACEBOOK
AND I'LL POKE YOU IRL OKKKKKKKKKK?

Heads up whipper snappers
get ready for knee slappers
Want to share beautiful laughter
Do you believe in happily ever after
You must believe in fairytales
If my raps ring your bells
I am almost a senior citizen
A hippie preaching zen
getting crazy now and then
I was a dreamer before I was ten
Even when you think I can't win
You can bet Ill be back again
Never been poked on facebook
come on over and have a look

LMFAOOO YAKI!!!!!!

Hahahha :D

Great thread,,,,,,

Hey..Yaki
I thought ur a poetess
with swagger,
but i found it's the opposite
actually added ya' to my favorites, once,

but suddenly,
all what you did
is thrust a dagger in my back
and till now I dont know why in fact

maybe that comment?

blehhhh

you just didn't understand
it was meant to be humorous, girl,
the sense I thought you had.

And now I'm nt sayin ur bad,
it's just ur attitude became crap,
still ur writes hit home for me,
so keep writing only, never say a word,
cz they may hurt in fact.

It's 9:16 in here,
my eyes are still puffed up
so if you ain't linkin my shit,
it's up for you to get pissed off,
I was just ventin'
I'm nt askin' for ur forgiveness
girl, if u were still that goddess
I'mma sure i wouldve asked ya', dear.

but now I'll leave this thread in here,
I ain't comin' back,
my point is clear now,
it's clear somehow, right?

It's okay to be gay, I guess,
like I'm always is,
I'm just too happy even
when I is in such distress.
I ain't need no endorphin, dear
to settle my mood any notch
higher,
and now I don't need ya, it's clear
to tell me... 'why you're evin' tryin'?

I can't even..

That didn't even rhyyyme, LP! Lol

All you talk about is swagger
saying that my lines are lame
forcing me to to bring out the daggers
but look at your lines, they're all the same

take a breath, think twice
maybe slow down,
you're starting to piss me off
i'm about to annihalte your whole town

you see to beat me
you lack the agilty
but don't be so afraid
i wont take your virginity

bold? not to mention hideous too
the only thing you'd be able to fu*k is you
and that my friend is the truth

your rhymes are sad
with lines so shallow
bit*h, get back to what you do best
take a dolla and swallow!
Peace, Love n happines <3

all in good humour yaks :P hit hard if you wnat

I CAN'T...I CAN'T...I CAN'T...
I like the fact,
that I'm the only Girl in this..

7 in the morning,
I'm having "disses" for breakfast..

its going down smooth,I admit..
Rabea you're starting to flow..props,kid.

but you still ain't at my level..
Its gontake practice and hard work
maybe you'll have to travel..

to see the world,to learn..
that swagger isn't something you earn..

you either got it or you don't...
it either flows or it won't
but There is still hope
(I hope)

that perhaps one day,
you'll be able to move
me in some kind of way
cause the thing you come up with
well,they lack spirit
and I don't know where you going with it..

calling me shallow,calling me lame..
come up with better rhymes,you're getting cliche!

and LP,
don't even get me started..
Literally patethic
is what you are

I do have a feeling for you dude,
don't worry...
I feel it in my heart,
its a little thing called "sorry"

you better back off,
you better let me be..
I swear you love me so much
YOU EVEN COPY ME.

mmm,

you like katy perry,
over-played and over-rated..
you better not come back
your fatass is going to get deflated..

I'm a queen in my club,
I'm a queen in the pubs..
I do what I want,
ain't scared of the cops..

Jealousy is consuming your soul,
I have all the things you lack..
creativity,mystery,and even CHARM for that fact...

boohoo,enough of you..
even the keyboard is complaining
"cause I'm typing about a fool..

I hope you swallow this hard,
don't you there to hit back..
I've already murdered you
and Its just half of my track..

damn,I'm wack..

I like it how you have
enough "testosterone" to crititze my attitude,
when I'm loved by all
and the hated one is...uhmm

you..

HAHAHAHAHHAHA...

*

Bow down to this Queen Mother
stop blowing such corn
coz babies I wuz rappin
bofore you both were born!

^
"age is no guarantee of maturity"
and you've proven it good..
I expected you to Impress,
I don't think you understood..

you can settle for Princess,
CAUSE I AM THE QUEEN..
who cares if you were born before me
I'm the one who's eighteen..

young and fresh,
with a shaved head..
guess you can't handle a rebel?
Oops,my bad!!

yeah,you were around
before I was born,
so what yo rapping fo?

hhahah shit just got dope,
hellon escaped the nursery home..
persuing her long lost dream..
melting raps like Ice cream

so I will sit back and enjoy..
cause you don't see this everyday..
Old ladies with swagger,
totally made my day~

LMAO

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Girls
exactly what is that you
two have been smoking
for gods sake, PLZ
Shut up, No more talking

and you have the audacity
to call your selves queens?
amusing! it's like i'm witnessing
two charlie Sheen's

hellon, old is gold
but in your case old is dead
and yaki here thinks she's
awsome little does she know, she's mislead

cmon girl, take a dolla and
gimme a head, just make
sure to wash up, and that
dress better be red

don't get me wrong
i'm just trying to have fun
but with you two, it's like
i'm competing with none.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

Trying to be funny,
someone needs comedy classes..
ya'll both need a breath of fresh air
and take your heads out of your asses...

this won't do,this won't do..
you guys don't add up..
I'm too cool for ya'll
Rabea is messed up..

and Hellon,
you're safe..
cause old people are cute..
and you still got it going
got me screaming WOOT WOOOT.

aah, this is just getting started
I'm squeezing raps like an extractor..
Bitch,I should go audition..
I clearly have the X FACTOR

LMFAOOO

Yaki

you're starting to to annoy me
thinking your self righteous and a thug
when in fact, the only thing you can be
called is a pathetic smug

look around, can't you see?
you're nothing but a hater
you'll never have what it takes
to be a difference maker

all you say is just crap
completely pointless
nothing important
practically you're voiceless

Here, let me pass you a beer
while we both celebrate and sing
oh wait, i just remembered
are you even old enough to drink?

get lost kid because heat is starting
to boil in this place
it's your last chance, last warning
before i mutilate your face.

Uuh,uuhhh..
somebody is getting angry,
but I don't even give a fuck..
I too can get cranky,

sing and drink don't rhyme..
you having access to this forum,
should be considered a crime..

but we have a rhymer you know?
give that thing a go..

its the beginning of december,
soon it will be January..
but before christmas passes by
baby,I'll get you a DICTIONARY..

Calling me voiceless
what is wrong with you?
Are you getting scared
of this thing I do,

its funny how you say
I'll never make a difference..
still you pm me about how my poetry
has touched you,
what a coincidence?

don't you dare to come near my face,
Got keep it sweet for the ladies..
penises are unattractive and I don't wanna have babies..

booohoo,hoo hoo hoo
he told me get lost,
but my mission is to teach you about rap.
so staying is a must..

boy safe your soul,
Join LP,who has gone with the wind..
or should I say rain?
my words hit hard,I bet he's in pain..

do you too wanna die infront of the community?
witness how I chop you down,I ain't looking for unity..

safe yourself shame,
this is what I love the most..
don't let the world pity you
EDIT OUT ALL YOUR POST

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HAHAHAHHA,REMIND ME WHY I'M SO GOOD WITH THIS

Lol, I missed a lot... okay Dem Gais, somebody wants milkshake??

You made my day, Yakari
for feeling sorry 'bout me.
Wll at least you have a thing
in there for LP,
yet he ain't got nothin' for you,
believe me ;)

I know you feel clumsy,
it's okay, that's why you're a teen,
drag queen,
so just wait for next year, dear,
'cz santa go somethin' special for ya':
it's the one and only LP fear!

And like Rab said,
you've been totally misled.
Nobody loves you for real,
they just want to s**k that boob, it's clear:

MILKSHAKE FOR ALL OF Ya' Queers ;)

You say I copy you,
bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh,
I ain't no copy-cat like you,
'cz all those shi** you're rappin
has a Nicki Minaj voice
and a Misha B. soul, too.

Admit it Yakari, you can't be distinct,
it's flowing in your roots.
Look at me rappin' with an LP soul,
so different, I'm oh,oh,oh, disparate, unlike you :)

You wanna' be like your mamma
'cz she's able to '"dim ur shine'"
provided that there's a light on you.

Girl you want to turn S&M,
act like you hate me,
sound smart like M&M'ers do.

NAH, That ain't youuuuuuu..

Girl, you better watch out for
my testosterone
'cz I'mma really 'bout to shoooooooooooooooooooooooottt...

BLOAH! on you.... ;)

--Now that's what we call a bloody white murder ;)

HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHHAHAHAH
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
HAHAHAH

FAIL...EPIC FAIL....

I was chilling up in ma hood taking easy..
Enjoying my cool Arubian sun,
today is so breezy..

but then this modaf comes around,
trying to drag me down..
Its amusing how you fail aimlessly
you ffeing clown...

See you don't get me,
I come from a paradise..
but you live wrapped up in lies..
you can't even close your eyes
you spy,
you better watch your back
cause I walk with a knife..

everything about you sucks,
including your raps..
perhaps we should send you to bikini bottom
to chill with mister crabs..

Uhm,Why the f are you
talking bout boobs
oh right,I forgot you're fat
they are the the only
thing we have in common WOOPS..

how dare you to put M&M's
in your filthy mouth?
We too sweet for you,
your presence is an insult...

THE ONLY DISS I WANNA GIVE YOU IS DISSINFECTANT...
REPULSIVE,HORRIBLE.
A SIMPLE ASSISTANT

Just face the facts,
YOU ARE JUST MAD,
CAUSE YOU CAN'T BE PART OF OUR MASS.
APPLIED FOR OUR CLUB AND WE TURNED DOWN YOUR ASS...

AHAHAHHAHAHA

"DEM GAIS"
Again you copy me...

you see what I mean?
thank you for illustrating my point
You copying machine...

saying I ain't original..
bah,so typical...

one two,one two,one two three..
you are a heavy dude,
but you don't weight on me..

I dust you of like stress from my shoulders...
you can't hurt me,
my mind has its boarders..

cynical,dishonest HYPOCRITICAL...
YOU BETTER GIVE UP THINGS
FOR YOU ARE LOOKING

CRITICAL...

AHAHHAHAHAH

Lol,

how dare you talk that ways
xoxox on my poems in the old days,
why do you even try
it's pathetic how in all CAPS can make
you satisfied,

girl you're shoutin but nobody's hearin you
you're gonna blow after I busted my load on you,

dem gais was capitalized, oh how could you see,
when all ur words are in Cap, you can't see a thing.
It was sarcasm, Im sure you dont know that too,
oh my bad, sarcasm don't live in Aruba, dude ;)

cool off, just cool off,
girl you out-did your silliness
two months ago ;)

Hahhahaha......... I feel so sorry for you I really do..
YOUR WORDS DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE...

Its cool to know you still read my poetry,
oh right..you need Ideas cause you lack creativity..

your trying to do things like me,
trying to do what I can
Just face it babe,
you worship me..
You're my #1 FAN

buhahahha.

Don't recall giving you reason to hate me,
you created your drama..based on Mediocrity..
but I enjoy our War...

its like you heat up my bloood
got me screaming RAWR...

I had a dream you was Yucki,
woke up, still YUCKI.
You'd never get tired of shoutin
with your silly CAPS on,

you've cleared my point, you did,
with you tryin to shout it,
tryin to prove somethin
'cept you always prove it wrong.

My head is too big for this rappin,
my words make a perfect sense,
even if your shaved Dominican head
ain't fathoming what I've already said.

It's just you who's actin
like a mothafo**in dope,
and girl you really out-shined Portman
in her oscar winnin' show.

Rawring like a gaga monster
won't give you swagger,
that's for sure.

You've really fallen from my eyes,
ten million miles below.

An advice from a previous #1 fan,
stop tryin so hard, it's obvious,
T-swift called me and she says:

"YAKI, Wasn't it easier in your lunchbox days?
Always a bigger bed to crawl into?
Wasn't it beautiful when you believed in everything,
And everybody believed in you?

It's alright, just wait and see
Your, string of lights is still bright to me,
Oh, who you are is not what you've been.
You're still an innocent"
....

girl, I'mma tellin' you
your rappin' is 'operose',
you might need a thesaurus
to look for that, I know ;)

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA, with a fu***'n Caps ON ;)

Your chit chats are spreading
Some are just on fire
But this gal is fearing
That her talks might backfire.

I ain't no fan of rap
But you gals have great rhymes
Your metaphors are precise
And You leave the audience in awe.

I have to admit yo yaki!
Your come backs are fine.
But michaels structures
Makes the contestants bow.

Give it more yeast to your message
And set your alarm for the time 
So that in the oven you won't forget it 
And to make its taste a delight.

All right I gotta get in on this

Name's Nevi, from the moonlight muses.
so you best be givin up cause resistance is useless.
I used to rhyme left and right and I could probably do it all night
So bow down to my lines
cause I aint got the time to listen to you whine
and I'm not trying to step on any feet. It's just that, you know i'm bringing that heat
so just step off, ya'll better listen to me, cause I'll get up in your ear,
just like an mp3

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Hhahahaha Helllon lol, such an unbounded opened war!

It is and...I just love the humour and some of the rapping that's coming accross right now...keep it coming everyone...this is one thread where you do not need to worry about stepping on anyone's toes and...I hope everyone is as thick skinned as me?

^^^

guess this comment was wrong!

LOOOOOOOOOL helllooonnn :p hahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaha

This is a dedication fellows,
for the one and only Hellon,
I'mma say this lady got rap skills,
so watch out for her massive drills.

She can dig you a hole, ya hear me?
Stand tall, you'd still fall, believe me.

Hellon, A K A miss take,
she's one hell of a python,
a big freakin' snake,
when she raps, you must watch out,
she can snap her finger
and take your mothafockin clothes off,

while she's on fire, ya' better run for shelter,
dudes she can smack ya' filthy sick rappers off,

When she's boomin' it,
she can make you forget..
when was your stinkin birth date,
There is no bet!

Better watch out
for Miss Take,,
cz' She's really
HELL.........ON Earth.