Anyone Up for a Rap??

^ LOOOLLL

Hellon, I didn't see you was gonna attack me, that's why Ive written you a fake dedication for you to befriend me ;) :p

But bring what you got miss take!

*!

I beg your pardon
like in a garden
forbidden friut
is so damn cute
don't give us jive
we are all live
like Letella from SNL
Used to give Jane Hell
then be so kind
to say never mind
Hell-on-wheels
let's make deals
to have some fun
before we are done

Mike...I just cannot write anything in response...I keep singing....� beg your pardon...I never promised you a rose garden....now who the h*ll sung that? Crystal someone???? LM*O... asking Mike because I know he's faster than google!

I think it was first recorded
by Lynn Anderson in the 70's
I am a state of the art very old fart
I am such an arrogant ASS
can't let anything passsed
like Glenn Michael Priddy
And my daddy's old diddy
poetry to pop rap
we'll sit in his lap
talking about the past
cuz nothing ever last
I would rather laugh
with my better half
nerves put to the test
shot for resisting arrest
while clowns named ronnie rose
where the beef shows
Thinking about the Pondarosa
on the way to Dolorosa

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LOL Michael!

HAHHAHAA YES..I ASK HELLON TO JOIN AND SHE GOES WILD ON THIS! WHOOOOOHOOOOO

I am so happy my honey
thinks that I am funny
I can't even be a bit sad
bout the ones that think I'm bad
Some one told me I was not Sh-t
and when I though about it
I knew it was really true
I would rather do than to be do do
like the parody by the key of awesome
Lady Ga Ga is not deaf and dump
No censor has her under their thumb
Would not a rose by any other name
Be as beautiful and stay the same?

WHAT .......

Hahaha mikey!!!

Would not a rose by any other name
Be as beautiful and stay the same?

^^
how wise, how true, yep yep...nice work, submit it dear XD

I have a lot of poems I plan to submit when I learn to copy and paste on my new computer lol

Mike...this has made me feel a little sad because I remember you saying something about it on another thread also. For someone who really loves to have stats available this must be hard for you..Can someone help Mike out here....I'm sure he knows how to copy/paste because he's bored the ASS off us with so many posts in the past but...new computer....someone????

That post really makes me feel good. By the new rules or enforcement there of, " Quotation marks will not be enough" and any quotation will have to be followed with a link to the source. I do want to abide by the new enforcement standards and am looking forward to being a boring ASS lol

I am often bored with things over my head
I would rather beat a horse that is already dead
I love to harass myself more than I do others
I modify quotes taken from the bible and my brothers
Hellon aka mistake to me you are you are Hell-on wheels
because I too know how it honestly feels
to be not be born whith things I have adored
and to be misunderstood when you are trying to be so good

This is where when I am no longer free wheelin
I'd post a link to "Rainy Day Women" by Bob Dylan

Hellon, I'm just getting warmed up

and yeah, that last rap was cute,
but I'm back from the dead
and you can't do like I do.

Cause your rhymes are weak, so trite, how mundane
I could do this all week, take you on
on any given monday

and I'll bury you with my lines
Call me an undertaker, put you down
knock you straight off of them feet
and put you six feet underground

So you think that's all I got?
Well I got news for you, that was a mistake
Best just put yourself on MUTE

Rules & Guidelines
1. The first and most important rule is to be respectful to all members. Being disrespectful to other members will not be tolerated.
7. Any swearing or vulgar slang is strictly forbidden.

Now make this change
you're so out of range
you can be deranged
or even estranged
but 'member the kiddies
and all the old biddies
walk like you're grunge
but you must expunge
lest someone lunge
wipe your mouth wit a sponge.

Put in the "asterix"
and do it "fasterix"
I don't give a s**t
if it gives you a fit
just make it sit
well with the bit
in the rules: look!
don't gimme no truck
and cover up f**k
with stars that are struck

y'all give such bad rap
don't give me no cr**

You're rapping with a master
Flirtting with disaster
bringing up the past
is allowed at last
reviewed badly by your judges
I do not hold grudges
like an iron bored
shavings can be stored
I reality can't afford
to ride a skate board
like a rollor coaster
or be a boaster
humby complete
Here to compete
wearing levies
blue as Nevi's
Last contest
give it a rest
you're not the best
just the latest
Larry I know that
is your middle name
throw in your hat
just the same
I wish you were my
God father in law
I stand in awe
of your way with any word
wise as the many I've heard
You should not find it odd
you are my favorite mod
no offense to Sherry lynn
and the rest that let you in

Hell=on make no mistake
to bore a hole in a skull,
it makes my poor heart ache
when my bit gets dull

Hellon
Little do you know that you're?
In way over your head
Out dated, out classed and now you lay
On your death bed

You posses nothing that
Shows skill
All your words show that
You're only going downhill

Just quit it will be Easier
No media, It won't reach Wikipedia
You're words are more dead
Than a baby with leukemia

Micheal

What do these suckers know
About the old timers?
They have not the slightest clue
About the king of writers

They say you're controversial
Because you aint commercial?
Do you see him spitting like a fuc*a
Who wants to hurt you?

Time to educate these fuc*ers
It's about your credibility
Amongst all of you suckers
Michael remains better lyrically

Eek,the leukemia and baby thing was too sad and too cruel to even put in a rap Mister :|

anywhooo,,

Keep this going,
flowing,throwing..
no grass field but keep mowing,

shape-ing,whipping..
whooping asses...
dissing spitting,
skipping some classes..

tactical,critical,
mystical..
my rhymes
are clear like water
I swear I'm magical...

bring it on,
son..

I am like Queen
this show must go on...

HIT IT RABEA!!

hahahah rabea is too much of a wussy to hit at micheal :p

POB POB POB POB POB POB,,,,,,

I confess, it was ugly lawl

you claim you're the queen and that you're
good, then explain to me
if that's how it's supposed to be
why is there so much poverty?
look around all you see is Yaki's ruling over me
with blasophmy

your tools and the way you rule
it's a catastrophe
when you bunk for wars
upon our shores
such tragedy
when you aim at me

I made a pact
to pay you back
two bear hands and i'll lay you flat
there is no turning back
it's time to act

such days and my shoulders
are becoming boulder
see, you should know i'm a soldier

this battle, for such brave
hearts and minds
will only have one purpose
to forge and remain combined

you're days
are now close to over
repituion ruined and now defamed

it's time for your face to be
maimed and slained
go back home to your parents
in a plastic case
they won't even recognize your face
and I will take your place

if you're my leader then
you're a disgrace
that's why i'll be working hard
for a decent state
and you make no mistake
I made a deal that ain't going to break
to make my rhymes the most powerful
for humanity's sake!

Hahaha, leave micheal out of this
see mehcial, she's trying to make us hate on each other
tell her bro! tell her that she sux!

You know it ain't easy
but somebody's gotta do it
man,I don't like to critizize
but we gotta go through it..

I look at your situation
and I get negative inspiration..
cause you see,
I don't see anything wrong with my reputation..

unlike some people,
I'm bold,I'm honest and true
poetical,lyrical
and I'm quite funny too

A girl who knows for what she stands,
although they are too many things she doesn't understands

tough enough to battle you,
its like taking care of a baby,
here's a pacifier stop whining boo.

Erase the dis in disgrace
and you get ME..
I'm no virgin mary
but my panties are made of lace

what parents? what plastic case?
whats with you,and this senseless chase..?

for your information,
I only live with one of them..
and its just logical term

I'm never pissed off,
I know how to keep my cool
I know when to shut my mouth
my momma didn't raise no fool...

uuh,

hahah,I'm sleepy.

Lies
your allies will feel the flame
here's a fact, your grace
is a pact made by fakers
lets name the game
it's all the same for those
who take the roles
of becoming ur friends
this battle will come and go
but the truth remains
and underpins the fact of the matter
shame on you for hiding the truth
you're anything but a role model to the youth

<3 sleepy too :d
we go for more tomrow! muahahaa

Hahaha

i'M OKAY WITH NOT BEING A ROLE MODEL..LMAO

Not looking to be inspirational,
though I still am occasional..

but shut your mouth
cause you ain't that big of a deal neither
no one looks up to you either :p

hahahhaha

Sleep tight hunny bunches with oats<3

I've enjoyed reading these little rhymes, nice work rappers :P

Ok.. let's do this =p

Yo, fat giraffe bring it on!
Quit the siesta, eat a bon bon
You wanna pierce your nose
And wear 'em panty hose

Ha ha, it's alright!

Bend it like Beckman
Own it like Uncle Sam
It's in Vogue to be bold
go cupless and you're sold

Oh my what a-ding-a-ling!

Say you got to get togetha
Witcha youngah brotha
Have it the Rock-a-fella way
You aint my best anyway

Yo, Yaki my panda baby
My Hookah newbie
Sup with the crown
Get my toast a nice brown

Hellon, your avatar is a real Gotti
Here, have some Trinidadian roti!
I dont mind giving yah a french
Pleasure is yours, just be my wench.

Hahahahha MYRYN KICKING IT WITH DA FLOW...

<3

EVERYBODY TIGHT...

Http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=Jdjtqu3XK4U

I know this isn't really rap but...it's pretty good and...I challenge any of you 'masters'of rap to make it your own????

What's with all the girls
calling themselves queens
i'm starting to believe that
all of you are drug fiends

Mryn, you lack what it
takes to beat me
fact is a fact
so why can't you see

I got lines, just like
you got to,
so don't blame on me
what was started by you

now it's late, you're in too deep
you feel the pressure i know
don't stick your foot
on where you just can't go

This is your nightmare
I see you looking quite scared
at the massacre that's
happening right here

you must learn not to cross the lines
take a good look, read in between the signs
watch where you step, my rhymes are like land mines
being thrown at you ticking much faster than the hands of time

plan your escape
because my words
demonstrate, and eliminate
over approximate estimates

try and concentrate
and if you really insist to hate
i'll correlate the dots, show you the picture
so you won't hesitate

go fleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Eeek..

lets call bruno mars..
Rabea wants to throw all these war thingies at us o.o

BABY I'D CATCHH A GRENADEEE FORR YAAAA (MYRYN<3)

Peace, love n happiness

where Is LP and micheal?
these girls are teaming up against meeeeh

I am here to rap with my bro
Why I don't exactly know
Like the master we do adore
We attempt to make love not war
In an effort not to Harrass
xoxo we want kiss your glass
filled with spirits to the brim
I love her, she loves only him
rap rocks and love stinks
when it is full of kinks
if I step on your toe let it go
grab a shovel and a hoe
I'll promise you if can dig it at all
till your roses are three foot tall
I will pardon to the end
in paradise my friend

^^
king of rap

Drug fiends or heroin friends
we have the tools like morphin
I'll give you a hint, Mr. Clint
open up your mouth
and bend

you is just a begghead and wannabe
your rhymes aint only absurd
but blurred
so take a hike
before we run you off
the pike

Wow ur amazing:)
All of u r talnted:) keep it on

Hey Myryn,

why teamin'
with the ladies against
Rab?

Oh, I get it!

That's what we call
a failin' women union,
cz when they'd
be teamin' up,
they'd end up segregatin'
like the USS Reunion.

Queen, save your rappin
to the kings,
ya' ain't but a wanna-be-thug
princess!

How can you scratch it
when you're afraid of breakin a nail?

Girl,
leave it for the kings,
and just..

HAIL!

HEY HEY HEY EVERYONE
You better stop there
y Racism
There must be 2 teams
each with a king and a queen
:P u can call me peace seeker
gonna fight
till I stop racism
Im sry girls Im not with u
Guys u better stop it now
with none of u Im gonna be
Im gonna fight for wut I need:P

Hhhhh this my 1st try I guess its bad:D

Am tryin' to clear a point in here,
it's really sick
what's going on, such fear...

Again,
another right they made is gone.

Blown

into the wind
like some Autumn leaf,
the freedom of speech
is another Oscar deservin' film

like their Matt Damon's
Green Zone.

Another day, another dawn,
but it's just the same,
the same sun,
everyone is literally alone.

And I'm afraid now
of the daylight;

I don't want to be forgotten,
slipped like a tissue
between two pages of a novel,

I don't want
to see the new-world
they made-believe is

gone.

But basically, there was none.

There once was a man from Lebonon
Who often wrote from dusk till dawn
His best know book was entitled The Prophet
You know the whole world will not soon forget
How his poetry was banned from his home land
for reasons that are really so hard to understand
The whole world could learn to love the man
The third most read in the world is Khalil Gibran
The wrapper that had more reason than rhyme
I s judged under the cover most of the time.

Very smart, Michael.

but,

'
How his poetry was banned from his home land
'
I don't agree. It's not true.