Because I'm Such a Good Sport: Vamp Title

I double dog dare everyone to PM me a poem of seduction. Raw, romantic, flirty, shy, (no, forget shy), short of explicit.

This dare is triple double dog to: JENNI, BRITT, SAM (that'll be weird), "SMURFIE," MELPOMENE, and whoever else in M&M is just so bored . . . .

BUT, don't let them have all the fun! Everyone can play. This will be the first round of the PnQ Vamp / Rake Award

Deadline will be SATURDAY, 29 Sep 2012 23:59 PnQ time.

Ahahahahahahahhaha. I love that you sent this through the mod PM.

Damnit, its like DAD got involved in our truth or dare game..... OK kids, wanna play games, heres a game!

YOUR ON OLD MAN!

No, it's when YOU GET dad involved . . . .

Cliche but true: my dad caught me smoking & made me smoke half the pack before I threw up.

Larry- This is the title for Vamp ? Oh how exciting!

I don't think you can handle our sexy, Larry :)

'I love your dad !

Larry, Im not going to try and suduce YOU, now the lovly ladies, maybe, lol

Not one of you can touch Rosaura for pure sexy seductive ear murmuring.

No, Sam, not even you.

I'll have three panting judges who will deal with your naive attempts anonymously

and

"WAIT - THERE'S MORE!"

I will comment on each entry -

as if I were the target replying to you

in the same style & form!

Bwahahaha.

Bring it on, Blissfully Unrealistic!

2 early entries

both very good!

So wait, we have to try and seduce you specifically, Larry?

I don't even know what to say.

Guys seduce your anima
ladies seduce your animus
or seduce your pet donkguin or octopus
just seduce!

No, Jordan. Girls seduce Larry, and guys seduce me. Seduce me.

Nice to meet you Larry! This sounds like fun!

I'm just getting my poem checked in case it breaches the
rules and too 'raw' then I'll send it on!

This is gonna be fun!:)

I gotten several in already

Trying to seduce Larries inner gay lol, this is ganna be fun

Larry, I know you're calling me out on the main boards but REALLY, seduction? I'll be brighter than raspberries by the time I'm done.

At that point, make it your new avatar!

My thoughts, too!

Seduction?!

And it was a triple double dog dare to me?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Oops, sorry I put it in the wrong place... I hate it when that happens :)

My judges haven't been online - they never saw it.
Thanks, jeff

three days left, folks.

Still missing some of the triple double dog dares!

:8-(

UM LARRY. I can't write this kind of poem. I do believe the only type of poem like this I have was for a club to club challenge, and it was a sex poem about kitchen utensils.

BUT I CAN'T TURN DOWN A DARE.

Sigh.

Lol deal
but how do u post it

I think sent it to larry...the OP of this thread?

Britt....OMG you look stunning...the other pic you had on was too small for my old eyes but this one....gorgeous..Love your dress! BTW...what's that thing you and Jason are holding?

Thank you :) its a gods knot... We tied rope together for our unity ceremony.

Seriously you look beautiful...you both look very content....what is the significance of the rope...did you cut it....did you twine it together....very interested...never heard of it before?

Yes, send the entries to me by PM.

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Britt, all this time I thought it was Jason holding some sort of leash.

Lol Larry yeah right!!

Hellon, there is a ring at the top and Jason held that as the head of household. I braided it together. The white represents me, black represents Jason and the yellow represents God. It signifies that we will always keep Him an active part in our marriage.

25+ hours to go.

There are 3 triple double dog dares not accepted.

If they don't accept the dare, I have a TRUTH they must do instead.

We have 8 poems so far and several others promised.

EDIT: Make that 9

WORKING ON IT.

11 poems in

24 hours left

Ready to see if you women can be sultry at will

Hey, Will isn't in this contest. They should be sultry at me, or at least my moustache.

14 2/3 hours

Lol... Im young, cute and availble.... Not to mention a soldier..... Lol, but your mustach is great competition.... I challenge it to a duel

Never seek a duel with a lawyer: our mouth is our weapon - we shoot it off daily

8 1/2 [Frederico Fellini]

Never seek a duel with a soldier.... I have guns, lots of guns....lol, come Larrys mustach, I challenge you!

4 1/2 hours

Did you extend this at some point, because in the OP you said Saturday the 29th. lol

Yeah, but several asked by PM & I said Sunday, then when I looked at my first posting I felt I owed it to them not to cut it off. There are 5 who stated intention & 2 others of your group who have not responded.

1 1/2 hours