Where is the best place to get married really quickly without an

Ya and inbetween :P there are different caves and old castles built by whoever they were :P in history books :P

you should all come over for tourism and well-honeymooonss

Ok, now, the Tourism Ministry owes us if anybody comes.

I still have many places to visit. Baalback first!!!!!!!!! and Khalil Gibran museum/house... though my mom tells me that we went to the former when I was 4 yrs old... I don't feel I did.

Lol you never went to BAALBACK ! seriously, O.o
what about the waterfalls of Berdawne O.o ?

I did haha, but I was very young. So technically, I didn't!

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Berdawne what?

Nooo :$

:/ I feel sorry for you, it breaks my heart. hehee

@#$@#$@#%
It's not my problem that my parents are introverts.
It's not my problem that I don't have a car yet.

I will go.... someday.... alone....
and I won't take you with me! huh.

How dare some of you put religion into a thread about illegal marriage. I mean, some of you actually are people of faith and to link the two things together is dispicable to me.

Noura, my research has concluded if you come to Scotland I can arrange a Pagan hand fasting, which is the best option right now. The pagans weren't too concerned with age differences, or in fact laws of any kind (hello eating your dead).

Lets just leave the goonies here to debate while we stand naked under a white old tree upon a hilltop, our hands fasted together with vines, covered in paint and our fake paid "family "around us looking upset.

Hehehehe you should take me, I know good places, and some that you won't find alone NANANNA

LOL @ Kevin

Hehe
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I don't need you, Nana! There is Google Map on my phone XD

Kevin, Thailand is beautiful, cheap, and everything is legal. Go there. Best wishes, my friend. If you need a Best Man, I'm your guy.

Run away, Noura. I've been there with Kevin before and believe me, once his Scottish accent loses its charm, all you can feel is the hardness and sweat from his admittedly sizeable...forehead.

My God, a Pagan wedding... my childhood dream. A ribbon (I want it to be red) that wraps our hands together and expresses well our strong, unbreakable bond, a group of jealous people around us and nature.
I also want a rainbow dress and beer and cake. Lots of cake. Too much cake that when we get to our cottage at the top of that dreamy mountain, it will hurt my stomach to sweet talk.

Sigh.

LOL Noura make sure you don't make him run away with all your wanty want :P

Abby, you complain about my sevenhead now, but I remember those days when you used to use your fingers as a little mountain climber person. You'd walk up my head composing monologues about not having eaten for 4 days, then when you eventually got to my hairline you'd slip and tumble for...about 5 minutes down my spam.

Then the boobies would come out. Don't pee on our memories.

Noura. NO. I am putting the foot down woman. We won't have a red ribbon, we'll have a vine, as is custom. We WON'T have cakes and whatever else you said (I wasn't listening). We'll have strong ale, haggis and oatcakes, as is custom in Scotland. Life is hard here, so we eat hard food.

You will respect me in this as in all things...woman.

Funny, I only seem to remember the days when I spent ages saying "honey, that's normal, it's totally fine".

GOD, NOURA he sounds like the 3akid guy in Bab el Hara series heheheh

edit: just so you know what I'm talk about, Kevin,
it's a guy who will not take any sort of disrespect from his wife :P like not even a no :P a no, is disrespect.

my heart with you Noura, you got yourself into this :P

^ There'll be a part 6 of thatttt XD

Haggis. Now there's a feast fit for a queen.

On the other hand, Scottish ale is my favorite!

Be sure to include me on the guest list.

(Actually I like haggis - rank it right up there with breakfast pudding.)

I would say Kevin, Bangkok is your hot spot XD hehe

Vegas, so much better then Bangkok, and you can speak enlish to the bar tender....

Haha I do not know about getting married but the best place to get divorce is right here p&Q

That's not gonna happen, sweetheart.

Vine is acceptable, it's a bit more romantic than my red ribbon, ok. But that food? No, we don't want people who're invited from Syria to die there. You know... the hardest drink we ever have is coke. You can't just ignore that, pumpkin.
: )

Ah. I also want to honeymoon in Spain... even if I had to do that alone.

Noura, the wedding is off, sorry. I've decided to marry sister'cousin.

Shocking! :O

Lmao David convinced him :P he just divorced you on P and Q, before even getting married to you.

You can still have my brother you know :P ^__^

Bullsh*t. I cancelled the wedding yesterday. He just want to show off.

YOU REALLY ARE A HEARTBREAKER. I wish I listened to you, Janey.

It's okay, Nour. I'm here now.

Like the great Albatross I will crash-land at your feet in a very ungraceful manner, sweep you off those gorgeous feet, and then crash land again with you in my arms.

Jane is a ringleader. She calls the shots.

Aw, Jordan. That was really quite beautiful.

:D

I like Kevin's suggestion. I am so glad to see somebody here referring to Paganism.I'm speechless.Thanks Kevin.I owe one.

Yes well Albatrossesesses' don't so much as crash land do they? maybe they do? As bounce about a bit. But are ever so graceful up in the air. And they mate for life, though I've never married one...buit then i'm not my cousins sister
So I guess you and Nour are an item now, hooked as they would say...but don't tell that big Spanish bloke..

Yes, Jordan. I always had this feeling that you're my knight in shining armour. I wish all men were like you... just real.

By the way, I'm not going to Canada. And no more pagans crap, okay?

Nicko, what Spanish? What bloke? Jordan is the one!

*draws forth his pistol*

10 paces Jordan. I don't care that I dumped her like a halloween costume I'll never wear again. My aftershave scent wasn't even washed out of her hair and you are crashing landing at her feet? I just won't stand for it.

prepare thyself ser!

Paganism is not crap Noura.It is a religion just like yours. It deserves respect just like yours.

A beautiful quote for you:

"Men are respectable only as they respect" - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Huh.
Looks like someone's jealous!

Sorry, Karla. I never knew it was a religion and Kevin just made me lose control on my poor nerves.

The pagan faith was around long before Christianity or Islam.

Paganism is many things, not just Celtic revitalization and not just Wiccan.

Some paganism is much older than others.

Yes and paganism was much plagiarised
Take for instant the Druids and Stonehenge, now they had big rocks in which they would wonder about in. This was then much copied by other pagan type people. Though they struggled to lift such large stones so resorted to using large wooden poles. These over time have rotted so have left little evidence of their wondering other than circles of holes in the ground, This has confused many a archeologist over the years as holes in the ground have proven hard to date.

A bit simplified.

The rocks were moved using logs to roll them up dirt ramps, dropped into place & the ramps removed. Many wood dowels & staves were used in marking astronomical and other measurements, some left in place long enough to leave permanent traces, others moved more frequently.

The same method of construction was used in Egypt for the pyramids and the Easter Island moai.

Of course, the OLDEST known astronomical geo-construction used monoliths covered by a mound, aligned to determine the winter solstice. The mound still exists and is a passage grave located at Newgrange, Ireland.

http://www.mythicalireland.com/ancientsites/newgrange/