Poetry chat abbreviations

Hi guys! Hope you're doing well. Here's some abbreviations I always encounter during our chat. I wish you give more if you do have:

LOL: laughing out loud, little old lady, lots of love, lots of lotus's
LMAO: laugh my ass off, Love My Arthritis Ointment, large male attack orangutan, laughing my all out
ROFL: rolling on the floor laughing, Retirement Opportunity, Fort Lauderdale, Rotten old fruit loops
BRB: be right back, big red balloons
AFK: away from the keyboard, Anyone Feeling Kinky, a fortunate kiwi, away from kitchen
TY: thank you, taters? Yum!
THX: thanks, the home-schooled Xylophone
NP: no problem, Nighttime Poop, Narcissistic pears
OMG: Oh my God, Oh my Gas
WFT: Wag the finger
TTYL: Time to your laxitives
GTG: Got to school
LYLAS: Love you like a sister
TTYL: Talk to you later
HAGD: Have a great day
KIT: Keep in touch
FYI: For your information
W8: Wait
STFU: Shut the f*** up
TMI: Too much information
YW: You're welcome
GBL: God bless you
ROFLRH: Rolling on the floor real hard laughing
LWKMD: Laugh wan kill me die
NVM: Never mind
WTH: What the hell
WTF: Welcome to facebook

I always ask my friends what do TTYL mean....

they tell me, then I forget the next time lol..

same with ROFL

This is funny. But I'll contribute!

TPAM: The Person Above Me.

That one took me a good year or so to figure out. I thought there was just a person who had the nickname "TPAM" and that I hadn't figured out who it was, yet, but they were apparently in every thread.

I'm mostly not ashamed to admit this.

IMO ??????????

LOOOOOOOOL.

Me tooooooo, haha, isn't this a thread in another board?

I didn't get that at all.

IMO: In My Opinion
IMHO: In My Honest Opinion
SMH: Shaking My Head (that one I had to look up, eventually)

-Sibyllicious

Lmao..I think abbreviation is the reason why many young children suck when it comes to grammar and spelling.

:P

TPAM: The Person Above Me
That's new for me
IMO: In my opinion

A website:
http://msghelp.net/showthread.php?tid=47064

FFS

For f**ks sake

WTHITTA: What the hell is this thread about?

ILY: I love you.
WTF: What the f*ck!?
TC: Take care.

That's all I know.

Oh, thank god. I've been wanting someone to make a glossary of all these idiot terms for a while now. I will favourite this thread.

Lol I never knew ILY was I love you, and it's so obvious now!
Neat forum :) Still learning so many....

Here's one it took me forever to get
TBH: To be honest

Snail mail abbreviations:
SWAK: sealed with a kiss
SWALCAKWS: sealed with a lick cause a kiss won't stick

WTF What the F##K

WTF welcome to facebook... I dont think so LOL

^^ haha

hahaha

oh goodness gracious..

SMH<--- All this time,I have been thinking that it meant Somehow...