The Good, The Bad, The Ugly.....

This is a simple game to play really.

First you think of a good situtation, then turn it into a bad one and then an Ugly one.

Hey it may pass some time!

My example:

Good: Your wife is pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago

Good: you studied and know everything that will be on your test.
Bad: you blank out when you get the test
Ugly: Your overweight teacher showed up to school naked.
*shudders*

Good: You got rid of the chickens
Bad: You dont get anymore eggs
Ugly: We never had any chickens

good: you just got asked to prom by your secret crush
bad: she was told to do so on a dare
ugly: she only did the dare cause she thought you were someone else

Ouch, some harsh ones. . .lets see here. . .

Good: Your teacher announces you're class is getting your test back, you've been waiting excitedly(sp?) for this.
Bad: You got 0.
Ugly: It was an IQ test.

good:your boyfirend just got home from camp
bad:you did not know it was a gay camp
ugly: his big brother was really his man!

lol..lol

Good: You get invited to a party by your crush
Bad: the invitation was for someone else
Ugly: they gave you the adress of a pizza place for the house the party is at.

lol^
Good: You lost 5 pounds
Bad: You walked out of the locker room in granny-panties
Ugly: close ups are posted all over school

goood: You dont have any cancer anymore

Bad: The surgeon cut more than was needed

Ugly: You never had any cancer and now your liver is missing

Good: Your alive
Bad: Your Dogs dead
Ugly: you never had a dog you had a cat.

Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

Good: Your boyfriend understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

wow!!

Good: You get to go away for a week
Bad: It's a spider lovers camp
Ugly: You're arachnaphobic (sp??)

Good: Your crush asks you out
Bad:He leaves you for another girl
Ugly:Its your sister

Good: Your mother randomly hands you 50 bucks.
Bad: She now is broke..
Ugly: She stole it from you in the first place..

Good: You are in college.
Bad: You have a sub-2.0
Ugly: Even Hippies don't cheat off you anymore.

Thats funny

Good: You got a B+ on your test
Bad: The teacher is your mother
Ugly: You would have got an A+ but you didn't clean your room

Good: You feel unique because you have 4 names, a first and two middle names.

Bad: Those names are all possibilities of who your father could be.

Ugly: Also the names of your uncles.

lol ^
Good: someone sent you your favorite flowers
Bad: the person who sent them is your arch-enemy
Ugly: There was poisen ivy in the flowers..... now on your face

good, you go to prom with the homecomming king
bad, your ex BF cuts in while your dancing and a fight brakes out
(happend to my bro's ex last year, my brother was the guy that cut in)

macki, i heard the second one before!

good: you buy a watch for a bargain
bad: it only costed one marker
ugly: it doesn't have hands, but it stays on ur wrist
super duper ugly: u dont even get the marker the stupid person used to draw the watch!

good: your friend gets u a free burger
bad: they say u have to taste test
ugly: u ask why and they say it's made from rat...
super ugly: droppings mixed in with lettuce!

(sorry if i freaked anyone out)

Good: you meet a chick at the bar and she invites you to her room...
Bad: you dont have a condom
Ugly: she/he has one for the both of you...

This one is true, happend to my friends cousins,

Good: You fall in love with eachother
Better: You get married
Best: you love each other so much you have two kids
Ugly: Five years later you find you are first cousins

good: you get to sleep in
Bad: your sleeping threw a hangover
Ugly: Your sleeping beside a naked man

GOOD:you've been dating your boyfriend for 3 mouths
BAD:he still gose to his ex-girlfriend house
UGLY:SHE THREE MOUNTHS PREGNANT

( TRUE STORY)

good- Its your birthday! yay!
bad-you're boyfriend bought you a size 16 top
ugly- you're a size 8

Good-you have the winning lottery numbers
Bad-people kidnap you and hold you randsom for the ticket
Ugly-You lost the ticket

Good To dream of eating giant marshmellows
Bad To wake from the sooothing dream
ugly If the pillow is gone

This one was inspired by Alyson's.

Good: You got a C+ on your math test.
Bad: The teacher is your mother.
Ugly: You got an A++ on your sex test.

Good: You have just finshed work and are on your way home.

Bad: It starts pour down with rain and the bus stop has no shelter.

Ugly: You see your obese colleague walking by in a white T-shirt that's turning see-through.

Way Ugly: The obese person you saw was your reflection in a nearby car window!

^ thats cruel lol
Good: you just ate the best m&ms in the world
Bad: Your stomach starts to hurt
Ugly: Your mom asks where her pills are

Good: Your crush finally notices you

Bad: He asks about your best friend

Ugly: It's just a dream...

Good~Bill Gates gives you his fortune
Bad~ Bill Gates daughter was watching
Ugly~Bill Gates went bankrupt so he did not give you any money at all and you just bought a $19.34mill
house, Another $89.5mill house, and you bought a $6.8 mill yaht and the credit card bill just came in in the mail

i dont know... couldnt think of anything else...

Good: you finished you math test in record pace
Bad: you haven't gotten the test yet
Ugly: you handed in the test
Way Ugly: the test is worth 75% of your grade

good - Jess and Georgie were given marshmallows and cake!
bad - jess and georgie blew up
ugly - the lonely pink marshmallow which geo's dog almost ate TOOK OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!

Good: You get to go to the Zoo and see the monkeys!

Bad: You get too close to the cage and they grab you.

Ugly: They hold you at gun point and steal your wallet, which contains your bus pass! Nuuu!

Good:you get asked out by your crush
Bad: he takes you to a park, but its REALLY cold
Ugly: you arn't wearing a bra, and he notices.

Good: You meet a handsom guy and fall in love with him
Bad:Hes a vampire
Ugly: Hes your great great great grandfather

It was the only thing I could come up with.

Good: Your awesome video you sent in to try out for a show is selected
Bad: you sent the wrong tape
Ugly: You sent in your sex tape and now its all over the internet

Good: You skipped your least favorite class
Bad: the teacher whom you hate wasn't there
Ugly: You see them in drag and they walk up and say hello

Good: the day after a good night out you get a text of a lad saying you looked gorgeous
Bad: the guy's butt ugly
Ugly: after making a great big show of getting the text, he texts you again saying sorry I thort you wer your best friend

****TRUE STORY**** its not good lol
quite funny though
love
XxFeEBeDeExX

Good: You make sweet passionate love with him
Bad: You find out you're 3rd cousins
Ugly: Your smart-ass little brother taped it