Randomness

I'm bored.
It's midnight.
So I'm feeling pretty random.
Post any random things.
I don't care what it is.
I'll start.

One day at band camp, I was walking home and I saw a sausage floating in a pond.

See, I told you I was random. Now you say something lol.

If I were a moose I'd do a goose
If I were a squirrel I think I'd hurl
If I were an elephant hookers I'd have to rent...
(dramatic pause)
The animal kingdom sex song

(chorus)

If I were a dove I'd only make love
If I were a ferret, I'd do a parrot
If I were a rabbit sex'd be my habit...
(dramatic pause)
Sing along with my happy song

(chorus fade into the backround)

how now brown cow what would you like for tea ?

Would you like to see my baby bumper eat butter on cloud nine?

OH, MY, GOSH!!! I can't believe that... Did you see that just jump across your screen? It was like, tottally life changing!!!

Wait a second, don't scroll down yet!! *Reachse into baggy* I have some thing for you! *Pulls out some candy corn and dumps it into your hand* Now remember deary, don't talk to strangers!

Make sure you look both ways before cracking the buttlick.

cows jump up high to reach apples in tall trees

randomosity at its best
randomosity is the coolest thing ever, and is sadly one thing i am awesome at

im known for my speaches about "purple llama dragons"
no joke,
im the queen of random

i like to eat paper in the bathtub while shaving my ears like a rabbit in heat while the red fox jumps at my window on a trampoline wearing green joggies and a purple vest top.

My arm hurts, I think I worked it too hard. It needs some rest, you know one arm and one hand can only do so much in such little time.

Gets your mind out of the gutter and on the lane, between the pocket of the first and second pin.

I love bowling!

~Jacklyn

Why hello Mr. Squirrel what is that you say? You want me soul? NOT THE OSTERIDGE!!

I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
...
Cheese is yellow.

la de da I LUV LUKE

patty-cake patty-cake
*plays patty-cake with you*

Hot Weasel: Oh, the gross impertinence of it all. Unsheath your umbrella, cold weasel, and prepare for a duel.

Cold Weasel: Diiiiie!

Hot Weasel: Good Heavens, I am dead.

Formerly Cold Weasel: Allow me to dance upon this radiator with mirth, for I am victorious.

(Part of a play I wrote in a letter to my friend, I wish I was joking.)

bananas are moon puppets just flippin away time while eating a sandwitch with a gator fruit, they hope that egals would have tea with a smiley goat witch appeared in a mighty flash of a lightbulb, the green llama started singing "ooooohhhh i wish i was an oscar myer wei-" suddenly the banna through its self at the llamas head. the llama dies, banana dies. BUT WAIT the banna comes back from beyond the grave, tackels the gator fruit. the smiley goat also attacks the gator fruit.. but dies. NOW the egals that have tea start freaking out!"OMG" "WTF" (casualy)"want some tea?" "OMFG! whats going on?????" *runs in circles* more banana moon puppets aperat and fuse together to make!... SUPER MOON PUPPET BANANAS! that flipp away time... other known as S.M.P.B.T.F.A.T. they rampage through town attacking all llamas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to be continued...

Umper uper yellow... Did you ever realise that U.P. spells up?

Aberham Lincolns son, Tad, had a pet goat. The goat would sleep on the end of tads bed.

If a book had eyes...would it read?

"You're strolling at night...The wind's blowing...Your went out for hostess ding dongs, ding dong, ding dong, but now you're in a cemetery...Suddenly up from a grave reaches a vampire who grabs you by your shoe! an incredibly hideous vampire with one eye, bad breath, and no ears...you try to pull free but you cant! he's reaching up your leg, he's going to bite! but wait! you grab hold of a vine and pull yourself up, out of the grave until you're almost free! but no! the vine snaps and you fal back into the grave...."..... haha lmao this is from a skit in my drama class, and its told to a narcoleptic guy...can anybody guess how it would end???

well, "your mom cooks with tons of garlic so he bites you and dies and the bite doesn't affect you.
so you walk to the nearest convienienc store, to get those hohos and dingdongs, and you narrowly missbeing hit by a car. as you walk into the convieniece store..."
What happens next?

pixies opened my dvd player!!!

aarggghhh!!

Nice one Snuggles.

A Fairy Tried To Steal My Pretty Pink Flowers!