Got a bad report card? (girls)

Then try this write this letter:
Dear mum/dad,
I'm writting this letter to tell you I will not be coming back, I have met a man I love and am pregnant to him. Even if he did give me syphilis.
We are going to live in his van while he tours with his band and eventually settle in this old renovated shed out in the bush near his dope plantation. He's good to me mum/dad I have all the weed and alcohol I need and he only hits me on sundays.
Tonight I'm going to sleep in the public toilets down the street because Brad can't have me at his house till tommorrow. Dont try and find me.
Love
Your daughter.
P.S.I'm at a friends house,you'll be happy to know none of the above is true.
My report card is under my pillow, its pretty bad but see things could be worse.

Ive read that before LMAO Good one he he he

lol

lmfao~! thats great

LOL! That was so funny.

very funny!!! I'll try that next time... I mean uh if I ever get one...

hmm....random ... but i love it
its a good idea
i may have to do it too

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good idea.........

pip xxx

i wish i had that at the end of last year ....i was grounded for getting e's and f's in everything .....but it will defintely be used this year ...thanx ...XoX

HAHA

I love it, I am so going to use that if I ever need it.

:D

lmao that is hilarious!!!!!!!!! It made my day!

I get good report cards

Can I replace that with anything?

I LOVE IT IM SO DOING THAT

LMAO...I wonder when I would ever get a bad report card. Guess this can't work for me...lol but its funny.

lmao thats funny... i mite have to try that.. but my mom would flip before even finish reading it so that mite not work.. lol

lmao, i've read that same thing before but the 'son' version.

thatwas really great lmao!!"!!

thats sooo funny really good i will remeberthat next time lol!!!!

wow that is hilarious...im gonna have to use that. awesome!!!

well my friend did that to her mom and well the following week she found out she was pregnet and it wasn't funny and then her mom kicked her out and then she had a mischarrage and I was so sad b/c she got kicked out.

Amanda

I read this again and it still made me smile.

its a really funny thing to do if u don't wanna get in trouble

that is hott... im definatley gonna do that

thats hilarious..im a def keep that letter in mind

haha, thats funny

Ha. That is funny. But I've been getting good grades LOL. Without the hard work. I have semi-easy classes.♥ =P

AH hahahaha! Good one! I usualy get bad grades but on my last report card I got a 77% average:0)! My parents were happy . . . but it's cuz I have all optional classes LMAO! Oh well, they don't know that!

Thats great.
To bad my Report came last week :/

Lol, I so gotta try that

Ehh...my mom says she'd disonw me if I came home with anything below a C. It sucks so I have to bust my butt getting good grades.

Do you know how scared I was bringing home a progress report that had a C+ on it?

hahaha it's good

Ha ha ha, that's really funny, though sounds like something my uncle tried to do. I hope that you come up with something more like this.

Ha ha nice. I enjoyed that.

- -SJGxx

That was so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny!:p

omg report cards come out in like 3 or 4 days... im so gonna do that..

**meggie**

-laughs-
Thats funny...I used a similar technique when I wanted a gerbil....I asked for an alagator, then a horse then a donkey then a chicken then a dog then a gerbil....I could want worse, so I got one

[PygmyPuff]