Pick Up Lines

  • Andrea
    20 years ago

    one time i was at the movies and this guy walks up to me and says, "Wow, your so hotter than my girlfriend...What's your number?"

    i thought it was a joke at first but he was serious b/c i saw his girlfriend right behind him...she wasn't too happy!!! lol.

  • ryan maxwell
    20 years ago

    "can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the money?"

    "hi, i make more money then you can spend"

    ARe you a parking ticket? "why", because youve got fine written all over you.

    Im a love pirate, and im here for your booty, Arrg..

  • Lydia O
    20 years ago

    At the laundromat:

    He: "I wonder if you would mind helping me fold a couple of sheets?"

    She: "OK"

    He: "Oh, Thanks a lot for the help. Now would you care to join me in using them?"

  • Rachel Moore
    20 years ago

    if i followed you home would you keep me?

    would you touch me so i could tell my friends i've been touched by an angel?

    wouldn't we loook good cutting a wedding cake together?

    your eyes are lost in the ocean,and baby,i'm ,lost at sea!

    cupid called he said he needs my heart back.

    your lips look lonely,would they like to meet mine?

    hope u loke them.L8r

  • Conner
    20 years ago

    Pull out your shorts or pants pockets so the white inside is showing so it looks like ears and ask a girl if she ever kissed a bunny on the lips. lmao
    -Conner

  • Lonely Heart .ღ.
    20 years ago

    1. i forgot my number, can i have yours?
    2. i lost my teddy, will you sleep with me tonight?
    3. Carpinter : wanna screw?
    4. looks like santa brought me my gift early
    5. my birthday wish came true, because the girl of my dreams is you,

  • Lipton
    20 years ago

    This is the funniest line I've ever heard. As far as I know, it's 100% original, too:

    "Hey, baby. I'm a farmer."

    ~Ciao Lipton

  • Not Bulletproof
    20 years ago

    o0o0o ok...I've been collecting these for a while...sorry if some were already said, I'm too excited to read all the posts, tee hee:

    -Excuse me, is that a space suit you're wearing? Because your ass is out of this world.
    -Do you believe in love at first sight...? Or do I have to walk by again
    -Did you know that Jesus loves you? And if you want my second name, I'm right over there by the bar.
    -Do you sleep on your stomach...? No...Can I...?
    -Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cos I can easily see myself in your pants.
    -Do you have a quarter? Cos I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love.
    -Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
    -Would you like to go home for a pizza and some sex...? {Slap}...what? You don't like pizza?
    -Your legs must be tired cos you've been running through my mind all night.
    -That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were that shirt I would be cumming on you too.
    -Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
    -Excuse me, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
    -Hey, is it hot in here, or is it just you?
    - (Gesture for person to come over) I just made you come with one finger; imagine what I could do with the rest of my body.
    -If I follow you home, will you keep me?
    -Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes?
    -Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you?
    -Lick finger, and rub it on the clothing of the person, then rub it on yours. Just a light touch will do. "So, what do you say we get out of these wet clothes..."
    - (Hold up first two fingers on one hand) Know why you should use these two fingers to masturbate? No, why? Because they're mine.
    -I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
    -You're too sweet and innocent. Here, let me help you get rid of some of it.
    -I'd crawl on my hands and knees over broken glass to here you fart through a walkie-talkie.
    -You know what I like about you? My arms.
    -With one touch I could make you make sounds only a dog could hear.
    -If I gave you a negligee for your birthday, would there be anything in it for me?
    -I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
    -The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
    - (Grab his/her tush.) Pardon me, is this seat taken?
    -Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
    -You've got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or pink?
    -If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
    -Do you want to go halves on a bastard?
    -I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
    -You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
    -Hi, my name is Pogo; want to jump on my stick?
    -Hey there sailor, wanna play with the captain?
    -I’m a sex kitten, wanna make me purr?
    -Is your daddy a farmer? ‘cause them are some nice melons!

    =)

  • ♥•oOo Nikki oOo•♥©
    20 years ago

    If I Were The Alphabet I Would Put U And I Together lol xoxo-Nikki-xoxo

  • Alissa
    20 years ago

    lmao im gonna use these puppies sometime oh shit this is funny lol

  • Sarah Ann
    20 years ago

    lol those are so funny...the ones I wanted to put are there already.

  • pinkalias
    20 years ago

    anyone seen Night at the Roxbury?

    "is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Caz I can see myself in your pants"

  • ~**Love~Always**~
    20 years ago

    This is soooo very dumb lol.
    Areyou from tennesse, cuz your the only ten i see

  • Gem
    18 years ago

    "one time i was at the movies and this guy walks up to me and says, "Wow, your so hotter than my girlfriend...What's your number?"

    i thought it was a joke at first but he was serious b/c i saw his girlfriend right behind him...she wasn't too happy!!! lol. "

    He sounds like an arse =/

  • MischieviousMya
    18 years ago

    "I'm not fred from the flinstones girl, but I can make your bed rock."

    LMAO kudos to Wild n Out