To My Ex

by ÂșCrimsonTearsÂș

-Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment and tell me what u think-

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving, hot
I just described what you are not !

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, face and eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !

I see your face when i am dreaming
Thats why i always wake up screaming !

My love, you take my breath away
What did you step in to smell that way ?

My feelings for you have no words to tell
Except for maybe ''GO TO HELL!!!''

What inspired this amorous rhyme ?
Two parts vodka, one part lime !


Submission date : 2004-11-25

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matthew allen ( F ) at 2013-10-21

Wow that is funny as hell but kinda mean i like it

Amy ( F P C D ) at 2013-10-22

Awesome! So funny!

Burning Angel ( F P C D ) at 2013-12-16

Lol, damn. I love this poem!

Crystal at 2014-01-03


Jenavia L G at 2014-01-29

That is funny $hit right there.

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