To My Ex

by ÂșCrimsonTearsÂș

-Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment and tell me what u think-

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving, hot
I just described what you are not !

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, face and eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !

I see your face when i am dreaming
Thats why i always wake up screaming !

My love, you take my breath away
What did you step in to smell that way ?

My feelings for you have no words to tell
Except for maybe ''GO TO HELL!!!''

What inspired this amorous rhyme ?
Two parts vodka, one part lime !


Submission date : 2004-11-25

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Paula Lambert ( P ) at 2014-06-26

Too funny and yet close to home :)

leonha s marie ( F P C D ) at 2014-10-05

Crying from laughing!!!! "I see your face when I'm dreaming, that's why I always wake up screaming" "you take my breath away, what did you step in to smell that way?" I love love love these lines!!!!!

Jose Delapaz ( C ) at 2015-03-23


sayuri at 2015-04-28 it over Six times. .still laughing!

Eithne at 2015-10-23

This is hilarious. His face in your sleep is a total nightmare hahaha! And talking of the . Great one!

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