To My Ex

by ÂșCrimsonTearsÂș

-Found this poem, thought it was so funny. Comment and tell me what u think-

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving, hot
I just described what you are not !

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face

I love your smile, face and eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !

I see your face when i am dreaming
Thats why i always wake up screaming !

My love, you take my breath away
What did you step in to smell that way ?

My feelings for you have no words to tell
Except for maybe ''GO TO HELL!!!''

What inspired this amorous rhyme ?
Two parts vodka, one part lime !


Submission date : 2004-11-25

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soran at 2014-06-12


Soran University Signing MOU with Lunds University

Soran University Lunds University Strategic Partnership

During the developmental stages of Soran and Lund University's academic relationship, the two universities reached an accord to open an advanced research center at Soran University and accept Soran University students to study for doctoral degree at Lund University in Sweden.

On August 8, 2011, Dr. Howri Mansurbag, Vice President of Soran University for Scientific Affairs and Dara Maghdid, Deputy Dean of The Science Faculty visited The Mideast Research Center of Lund University, meeting with the officials and Dr. Birzo Alyas, a distinguished researcher at the center.
During the bilateral discussions, Lund University agreed to oversee the doctoral students of Soran University and also reached an agreement to open an advanced research center within the Soran University campus.
Furthermore, they talked about taking steps in stringthining relationships between the two universities through the development of more similar programs. *Lund University is ranked within the top 100 leading international universities.

Paula Lambert ( P ) at 2014-06-26

Too funny and yet close to home :)

leonha s marie ( F P C D ) at 2014-10-05

Crying from laughing!!!! "I see your face when I'm dreaming, that's why I always wake up screaming" "you take my breath away, what did you step in to smell that way?" I love love love these lines!!!!!

Jose Delapaz ( C ) at 2015-03-23


sayuri at 2015-04-28 it over Six times. .still laughing!

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