Reception

It irks me to see, in a place of league,
the air-head receptionist looking brain-dead.
It irks me personally, for I am a receptionist who prides in my duties.
But she- sits languid, acting as though I'm stupid.
Chomping away, at her meal of the day,
she-chubby louse- sits, incompetent as a house.
Yes, even the properties she deals with, have far more marrow and pith,
than this lazy old hag, treating clients like dirt-bags.
What a shame! She gives us receptionists a bad name.