The nursey rhyme truth revealed...

by Michael   Jun 16, 2017

A spot of fun, anyone.. silly alternative Nursery rhymes :)

They sat on the water
and discussed if they outta
sail their pea-green boat
and hope it will float
upon the sea.

The owl said to the cat
“I don’t fancy that”
all our hard earned money,
we wrapped in five pound note.
..."also If we don’t stay afloat,
our lovely honey
will become gooey and runny!"

The old wise owl agreed...

is no such need
I mean who writes this
Stuff, i’ve had enough!"
"We shall be wed
but at our local instead"

So they moored at their
local marina, and wed
in Joes greasy cantina

And everyone danced
under the light of the moon
In fact all that evening, through
until noon!


They bought a yacht with their
their hard earned money
and a bottle of bubbly
all wrapped up safe...


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Latest Comments

  • 1 year ago

    by Em

    Chuckle chuckle chuckle or is that Chucky LOL

    • 1 year ago

      by Michael

      Haha! probably chucky Em.

      Thanks for your comments also

  • 1 year ago

    by Ren

    Awesome awesome awesome, Michael!! :)

    • 1 year ago

      by Michael

      Thanks Ren
      Proper little silly head yesterday I had on

  • 1 year ago

    by mossgirl19

    Clever! I loved it so much!

    • 1 year ago

      by Michael

      Thank you Miss M :)

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