What are you? (UK residants only)

by Jenny   Mar 24, 2006

Chavin' it up
and doin' the town
walkin' the street
And doin' the frown

Up goes the collar
Out comes the shirt
Sling on the Nike's
And shove on the burberry


For that is what i do,
For that is what I am,
A chav, a chav i tell you
The biggest chavminster you'll ever meet.

Jennymush is my name,
playing is my game.
Dont mess wiv me,
Or i'l mess wiv u.



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  • 12 years ago

    by Dry Eyes

    I didn't quite understand

  • 12 years ago

    by restless soul

    Lol, another funny poem, it's a shame that poeple from anywhere else but the UK actually get it, because it's a really funny poem and takes the mick out of chavs. It certainly deserves 5/5!!

  • 12 years ago

    by Kaylee

    It was different and I definately get a different sort of vibe from your poems.

  • 12 years ago

    by Stabbylou

    Hehe, awesome :D That made me chuckle, I live in East London (chav central, I'm sure) And I know just what it's like *rolls eyes at thought* Great poem.

  • 12 years ago

    by azlan26