Always On My Back (Parody)

Maybe I didn't tell you
When I left the toilet seat up.
And maybe I lied my butt off
When I said I liked your A cup.

On Sundays you would laugh at me
When my quarterback got sacked
You were always on my back
You were always on my back

And maybe I did look right through you
When that pretty girl walked by
But what makes you think it's ok
To stick your finger in my eye?

Whenever I would say to you
Baby bring me a snack
You were always on my back
You were always on my back

Tell me,
Tell me that the pizza's finally here
Bring me,
Bring me a slice and another can of beer
Woman are you still here?