How to Diss the Environment

This was done for a project in English about recycling and we had to do a poem on it so I thought all the hip new bling bling language and the hidden cuss words would shut them up and get the class's attention. XD Let me know if this should go under nature. I was iffy on it.
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Let's straighten out this thing called trash
and learn how to make some easy cash.
We've got scars to heal and wounds to mend
so let's take a quick look on a recent trend.

Newsflash peeps recycling's good,
but I bet you wouldn't if you could.
No, you're too cool to make a buck,
just shut your minds, don't give a duck.

Resources are wasted day by day,
taking our hard earned money away.
If we made less and recycled more
we'd get more cash than we did before.

1.1 million U.S. jobs are held
by this thing we have repelled.
Imagine how many more we'd get
if we'd open up and give a spit.

It helps our environment, us included,
but we remain selfish and eluded.
Who cares if we could live a little longer
or take our minds and make them stronger?

All that matters is how cool we are,
what clothes we wear and if we own a car.
Yeah teenagers are gangsta, they're real fly.
If they know they're wrong they'll just deny.

So that's that, I guess that's the end.
Now you've learned the recent trend.
Stop caring about everyone around
or they'll just beat you to the ground.