Partner in Crime

by Chelsey   Jan 5, 2010


Based on a true story of chels n em..I love you emily lol

Got dressed and headed out
Cranking tunes, scream and shout
There she is next to me
My best friend, great company

They say "don't drink on an empty tummy"
Ha! We thought they were pretty funny
A wild night we planned ahead
We didn't eat crackers or any bread

Partied like crazy and drank it down
Laughter came from everyone around
Dancing till our knees went weak
We broke the seal the first time we had to leak

Couldn't stop peeing, our bladders were full;
Heads hurting, popping Tylenol capsules
There she goes running to the sink
Vomiting on dishes, chunks of red and pink

Put a cold rag on her neck, held back her hair
Dear lord what would she do if I wasn;t there?
In separate rooms naked, what in the hell?
No condoms? Really? Well isn't that swell!

2 minute stop to the local 7-11
Came back, done in 5, that was far from heaven
Woke up the next morning our heads pounding hard
"What the hell happened last night retard?"

Hungover, wasted, eww our breath stinks
Oh my god what is that in the sink!
My best friend, so wonderful, I could smack her sometimes
But life would be no fun without my partner in crime

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  • 14 years ago

    by Lori

    Hahahaha!!! Isn't that the truth?! I gotta say, apart from the funny stuff, you also did a great job writing this! Making all of it rhyme and making it funny as well...you did a great job with that. Haha!

    2 minute stop to the local 7-11
    Came back, done in 5, that was far from heaven
    Woke up the next morning our heads pounding hard
    "What the hell happened last night retard?"

    ^this killed me....seriously. This is pretty dang funny.

    I'll give it a 5/5 for making me crack up :) :)

    Great write!!

  • 14 years ago

    by nmdoza

    Aw aha, this was a fun but very relatable piece. i actually felt the rush and excitement of a very drunken night.

  • 14 years ago

    by nmdoza

    Aw aha, this was a fun but very relatable piece. i actually felt the rush and excitement of a very drunken night.

  • 14 years ago

    by Faithless

    Lol I sure like the pun side of the both of you. You girls must have one hell of a crazy night. Well what would the both of you have do, without each other. Well it's always nice to have a partner in crime.Thanks for sharing this lovely piece;)

  • 14 years ago

    by Ray Smallshaw

    Not to sure about the non condom thing with our enemy A.I.D.S around but we have all been there. Could have been funny though it was a good effortt but the fear factor is to obvious 4/5 Ray S

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