Should the Golden Syrup Dumpling gang come knocking on you door,
then it's best to pretend
that you're out with a friend,
or that maybe your hearing is poor.
If the Golden Syrup Dumpling gang do get inside your door.
They don't steal or rob
no that isn't their job,
but they make you eat dumplings for sure.
The Golden Syrup Dumpling gang, they terrorise the street.
You can try to be strong,
But you will not last long.
For they have ways of making you eat.
So my warning is clear to you people who fear, about dumplings and your diet ender.
Just keep yourself trim
and spend time in the gym;
Cause they won't call at all...... if you're slender.
