Alice In Blunderland

She wasn't afraid of falling.
Cause she had fallen before.
She heard the voice calling.
And then she saw the door.

Backing out wasn't choice.
And she already been there.
Curious to hear that voice.
She took a bite without care.

Seemed normal to be small.
Voice beyond looking glass.
She took a drink to be tall.
Mushroom, "Welcome lass."

"We've been expecting you."
A talking mushroom said.
Terrified, Alice turned blue.
Was her first time with Ted.

"Wasn't you in Wonderland?"
"Oh, so you remember me?"
"Welcome to Blunderland?"
"Alice, I can help you to see."