Voodoo Tattoo:

I've been stuck in the arm
Poked in my two eyes,
Cut on both of my legs
Jabbed in my big thigh.

I've been slapped around
And kicked to the ground,
Had my faced stomped in
I still made not a sound.

I've been stuck in the heart
And then stabbed in the back,
Been beaten and abused
Like some ole potato sack.

One problem one needle
You'll get to stick in me,
Pull it right back out
Before I start to bleed.

So the whole jokes on you
For not a drop got on me,
I have a tad bit soreness
But there's no blood to see.