Adventure

There is a bridge at the edge of the peak,
that leads to all the wonders on the land you seek.
Go right twice but don't make a frown
for if you do there will be a big silly clown.
Go north thrice but don't commit a crime
for if you do there is a little smelly lime.
Go left once and you'll see a balloon.
Inside of it is the Directions Baboon.
He is called that yet he doesn't give directions.
But what can I say? Everyone has imperfections.
Don't ask him where to lead you because you'll just get lost.
Being this rebellious, is it really worth that cost?
Go up once and you'll see a gold fox.
Ask HIM for directions. Don't be unorthodox!
Well my work is done or so I think
I said that fast, like in one short blink.

-PandaSister4