This Crap is The Shit

Guys,

I don’t know about you

but…

there’s days, I don’t give a crap about anything

like literally

it’s as if i go to the toilet and there’s nothing

when that happens I’m good

though the more days I spend without giving a crap

the more pressure accumulates in my bowels

till I feel irritable on the verge of exploding

just unwell

Then…

there’s days, when I give a crap about anything

like literally

it’s like i live in the toilet

when that happens I’m okay

though the more I continue giving lots of crap

the more pressure accumulates in my bowels

till I feel dehydrated, almost lifeless

just unwell

But then…

there’s days, when I give a crap

to just what’s important

like literally

it’s as if I only visit the toilet every time i finish eating

when that happens

I feel

like that was good shit, man