Puddle

Fell in a puddle
and now I am wet,
and you would not believe the looks I got,
as I walked home.

oh I fell in a puddle,
how bad can it get?
and this guy, he was really hot,
well i didn't ask but he would have said no.

stupid puddles!
I can't understand why they are there.
stupid puddles!
they really screw up ur hair.

fell in a puddle,
and how I swore,
the woman outside the shop near me,
was not pleased.

oh, I fell in a puddle,
it was on the floor,
and I wasn't looking where I was going,
I'm really cheesed.

stupid puddles!
screwing up my plans.
stupid puddles!
what was the chance?

how could I fall in a puddle?
on a day like this,
it's so unbelievable,
it just takes the p***

I fell in a puddle,
not too proud to admit,
otherwise the mark is unusual,
my trousers are a s***.