Things you never say to a.......

Things you never say to a big breasted woman........
( Note: Not a poem, too long to be a quote. )

1. Could you please turn your headlights off, I can't see the road!

2. Excuse me ma'm, but your not all straight in the front.

3. Soooo, how much do YOUR bras cost?

4. Did they come as a set or individually?

5. How much did they cost?

6. I bet that adds on eighty pounds!

7. Is that why your husband married you?

8. I bet you could sell those on e-bay and make a fortune!

9. How much tissue do you buy weekly?

10. Do they actually make clothes that could fit those things?

WARNING: Probably shouldn't actually say these to a big breasted woman. She might take the right one and bump you to Timbuctwo! Please comment!