How I feel with PMS

Oh, I hate this PMS,
It hurts my back, it hurts my chest
All I want is to gorge myself
On all the products of the candy shelf
I have a terrible headache, b itch!
I also have a pussy itch!
I want to freaking killl my bro
And watch him die so nice and slow
Then I will tell the president, you see
That tampons and pads should always be free
If you come near me, I swear I will
Plunge into your eyes a spinning drill
Then you'll leave me all alone
With my PMS self crying into the phone.