Farter

by *~vixen~*   Mar 26, 2006


He was looking for the remote
hair coming from a mole
looking like a hairy goat
and a little troll

he looked retarded
and looking like he just farted

smell drifting to my nose, trust me it didn't smell like a rose

you could see his butt crack
from the very back

he farted in your face
leaving a trace of chicken

you looking stricken, him slapping his thigh

stink burning your eye, looking like you would cry

him eating beans and sardines
just so it would stink

giving a small wink
sounding like a kink

don't ever go near this guy
for sure you will die

this is one ugly dude
you wouldn't ever want to see him nude

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  • 17 years ago

    by *Danielle*

    I like this 1 i think it is funny lol!!
    Danielle

  • 18 years ago

    by lost_laureate

    "don't ever go near this guy
    for sure you will die"

    Haha...this was funny but I don't think it was "together" enough, in terms of pace and structure...still it made me laugh....wonderful....

    [lostlaureate - come find me]

  • 18 years ago

    by Jenny

    Lol, this poem made me laugh, great! I especially liked the inter-line rhyming, cool!!

  • 18 years ago

    by azlan26

    Hahaha original poem to say the least
    I thought it was great :) very light-hearted
    Sounds just like what you'd think in the instance

  • 18 years ago

    by Sole

    Lol - Your poem reminds me of the sort of poems my friend writes all the time - something to light up your day. It made me smile, and the more you smile, the hapier you become. Thanks for your poetry :)

    Peace. [Sole]

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