Being a Girl

Being a girl
Isn't as easy as you think
We have many problems
Despite what you bethink

Yes we do worry about our hair
We love to get our nails done
And there is a difference between white and off white
And we do shop for fun

But we go through our menstrual cycle
For many many years
So guys watch out
What we say goes, don't say we were unclear

Don't get me wrong, being a girl is great
We get free dinners
And sometimes we'll get to see our man fight one another just to say he is the winner

Yes, aside from our "problems"
Being a woman is the best
We even look sexy in men's clothes
But there is nothing sexy about a man in a dress!