Pick-Up Line

by Mark Spencer   Aug 19, 2006

Pick-Up Line
By Mark Spencer

How do I love thee?
No, that’s too cliché.
Your eyes are like pools…
Nope! That just sounds gay.

Baby I wanna…
Oh, that could get lewd.
What a nice pair of…
Damn! That sounded crude!

You want romantic,
But that isn’t me!
I’m not good with words,
Though I’d like to be.

I think fluffy thoughts,
To knock off your sox.
But each time I speak,
The fluff turns to rocks.

I’m just not Don Juan,
I’m more like Don Knotts.
I love you, to me,
Feels more like the hots.

Can you understand
What I have to say?
And cut me some slack,
If just for today.

I really do care,
This isn’t a game.
By morning I’ll still
Remember your name.

It’s more than just sex
So let down your guard.
If that weren’t true
Would I try this hard?

Nothing’s forever,
We don’t have to fight.
I’ll always love you…
At least for tonight.



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  • 12 years ago

    by Navy Blue Heart

    Haha :D Excellent :D It was funny and light yet slightly sentimental at the same time :D I loved 'I think fluffy thoughts that could knock of your socks but each time I speak the fluff turns to rocks', I probably misquoted quite badly there as I was doing it from memory so sorry about that. It's such a good metaphor though :D Loved it loved it loved it :D

  • 12 years ago

    by Rachel RTVW

    Very funny, clever and realistic. Thanks for the laugh!

  • 13 years ago

    by +Purple Sky+

    Lol!! Thats hilarious :D

  • 13 years ago

    by Brooke Amity

    I really liked this poem.
    Lough out loud poem.
    Very well done.

  • 13 years ago

    by Bug1219

    Omg i liked that that was really good 5/5

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