The dentist

by Karl Wild GG23   Nov 17, 2006

I hate going to the dentist,
In fear of that stupid drill,
Not the drill,but the man who holds it,
I mean he really has no skill.

And what about the lady,
Who stabs and pokes your teeth,
It's almost like she's trying,
To see whats underneath.

Then she has the nerve,
To say oh look your bleeding,
Lady are you almost finished?
Like what's with this proceeding?

Then comes the constant complaining,
Don't you brush or floss?
"Yes every night I do ",
"Don't you lie to me I'm the boss".

Then the torture is finally over,
And boy are your teeth sore,
The dentist says "we'll see you six months from now,
So we can poke your teeth some more".


Did You Like This Poem?

Latest Comments

  • 12 years ago

    by Cassie Cain

    Good poem

  • 12 years ago

    by Sara

    Hahah, well that definitly made me laughhh... great work, and that is definitly dentists for ya haha... 5/5 from me, and keep up the great workk

    what can i say, your pretty amazingg

  • 12 years ago

    by Spirit

    Thanks i needed that
    Sam Mayo

  • 12 years ago

    by Live WeLL

    Hahah this is funny..

    "Don't you lie to me I'm the boss".

    i love that line. haha.. very nicee and very truee.. excellent job once again =]

  • 12 years ago

    by Riz

    LOL The beginning was so funny! My first time to the dentist was annoying, I got scared because of the drills but I wasn't worst than my big bro. 5/5