You lost your lover?

I heard you lost your lover
now you use that old cover

i assure you this has happened before
but you didn't see it coming, hit you in the core

you say you miss him greatly and would take him back?
whether he's rich or poor, beggar or a football quarterback?

well then i have one thing to say to you
now listen, because there is one thing to do

lean close to me and I'll whisper it in your ear
if you listen to this you'll be better in love's career

now listen close because I'll only whisper it once now.
DON'T GO BACK TO THAT PEA BRAINED JERK YOU DUMB COW!

I'm sorry if i was a little loud, your eardrum sore
but if you go back to him, you'll be sorry, choose the right door