The Yam Bucket

Welcome to the
Yam, yammy yammy YAM
Yammy yammy YAM!
Yammy yammy
YAM BUKET!

Today I found out
By my best but Mc’Clout
That the Yam Bucket’s coming to town
Oh wow!
I am so happy
HAPPY just to be alive
I can’t wait
To take a big fat dive
Into that Yammy goodness

Never have I seen
Such a restaurant as clean
As this wonderful gift from god
They have lots of really good stuff
Like Yam Burgers, with a side order of Yam Fluff
So so many choices
No clue what to order up
So I take out my debit card, and order lots of stuff
Yam Fries, Yam Pizzas, and of course some Yam Fluff
And a medium Yam Soda to wash down the Yammy Crust

I just can’t wait to sink my teeth
Into these delicious
Yammy yummy treats
With hardly any fat
Nicotine or calories
NECTAR OF THE GODS!

Never ever have I
Ate such a meal
Food’s over-pricey
But I don’t really care
Lots of customers
Waiting in line
To order up the new drink
Yammy Yammy Yummy Lime
I come here for dinner
Breakfast lunch and snacks
I am never going to go to
Burger Baron or Fry Shack
Now that the best restaurant
In the world finally arrived
I’m so happy
Just to be alive
Eating, NECTAR OF THE GODS!

I jumped on my scale
Checked out my weight
Just as I thought,
Hardly any weight gained
How can stuff so good
Be so good for you
Whoever dislikes this place
Well, yam you
Because while you are twiddling your thumbs
Or playing a game of Parcheezi
Or if you just want to go find me
Take a wild guess
Guess where I will be
I’ll be at the greatest place
In history
Stuffing my face
With very nifty food
Not gaining any weight
Or getting diabetes
While I’m over there eating
NECTAR OF THE GO-O-O-ODS!