Ner ner ner.

By the power vested in me...
I now pronounce you...
Dead.

Deadest one out.
And I'm alive.

More alive than you.

I can pretend,

If I want.

Because...you can't...
Stop me!

And I'll talk.
I'll talk louder than you,
With words that you can't even understand.

Big words.

Because whatever I say is more powerful than whatever you say.

And...
There's nothing...

That you can do about it!

And I'm so very much more
Mature...
Than you can possibly ever be. Because you...
Are immature.

And I'm just...

So much better than you!

And there's nothing you can say...

To change my mind...
About anything!

I win!

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Okay I'm drunk, and if you don't get it, that's quite alright because neither do I! He he he