Mistake

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore
And that I would have to quit
I just said ok
Instead of throwing a fit

At another tiring day at the mall
I decided to wake up
And I caught her
Spending $75 on makeup

I asked her how come she didn't have to give up stuff
And I did
As she was caught red-handed
She thought quick and told a fib

She said "I need the makeup..."
She tried to think of something I thought would be true
She hesitated and said
"...to look pretty for you"

After I answered her
she moved her hand so fast... SMACK!
I said "But that's what the beer was for"
I don't think she's coming back...