Mean Kid

If you don't gimme your money,
I'll punch your face
I'll even throw you in the garbage,
If you as much as look at me funny

I'm the mean kid
I get what I want-
Stay out of my way
And you'll survive okay (for now...)

I have a body made of BYCEPS
Muscles, and TRICEPS
Last kid who 'fought' me
Is know known as STUMPY

I can make rock juice
By squeezing it with my hand
Maybe I'll do it to YO MAMA
---IN BED

I get to use all the cool insults
I get to call y'all names!
If life is a game,
I'M WINNING! YOU = LAME

I'll steal your girlfriend
Homework, dog, and lunch
And if you object
Your face will be SMUSH

I'm the meanest of the mean!
I have a jar filled with SPLEAN!
I eat raw eggs for breakfast
And star in my own magazine

No man is an island-
I'M A COUNTRY
I may have no friends,
BUT I HAVE DA POWA!
A-men.

I'm cool, feared and awsome
You're lame, cowardlike, and un-awsome
You may get the better grades,
But you'll be 40 when YOU first get laid!

Being the mean kid is GREAT!
I may have no friends,
Social life or grace
But I have power!
To make your face into smushy smushy
And that counts for something-right?