There's an essence to sobriety that sells it short
Like the alternative harks of any worthy port...

"Your dress is superb."
Now there's a pretty strong chance...

There once was a rare old iguana,
Who survived only on marijuana...

Ammie carries the water to the village.
It's as clear as it is still...

This is dedicated to all the Jews murdered by the...
I cannot look you in the hate-filled eye...

Solemn silver skies,
Summer stealthily subsides...

Just one slip on a patch of diesel
And the big picture's off the easel...

Your allusions to grandeur won't not go abused,
Confined to your arrogance with redemption the...

Those ringlets: they're magical.
They're a helix of beauty and fire...

The Churches are empty this Sunday
The malls, conversely, are full...

I would ask, if only on my deathbed
For a day where all the power is gone...

The dishwasher's loaded, the clothes are all dry,
We bought a new vacuum, so let's give it a try...