Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.