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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. |
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. |
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. |
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"You're not the person that I once knew. |
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"There's no kindness in your eyes, |
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"Stop and stare |
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"Stop and stare |