Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

~anonymous~

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.