How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.