Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush